Gear
A Sack of Sh*t
And I'm not talking the emoji poo kind. Getting a Sack of Shit in your stocking this year is way worse than a lump of coal (and way, way worse than the delightfully handy Wild Coal) and giving a Sack of Shit to someone...
Hotdogger - Hot Dog Bun Driller
Nevermind, Hotdogger, that no one's life is going to be lacking without a device that "drills" a hole in uncut hot dog buns so you can slip the dogs in condom-style and avert a condiment spurt while you're eating. I'm...
Rone Desktop Space Heater & Hand Warmer
The Rone from Blaulock is 2 precious mini heaters for one, in one. The desktop chill buster looks a lot like a speaker, with a 3-legged half-capsule primary unit that contains PTC ceramic heating elements, and a heat-absorbing...
100 Tricks to Walk Naked Without Anyone Seeing You
I only need 1 trick to walk naked without anyone seeing me, and I've had it for a long time: I just close my eyes. If I can't see them, they can't see me...
Brass Ship Wheel Nutcracker
Typically the words "ship" and "crack" do not go well together. But here, reimagined as a countertop brass ship wheel and nutcracker, they make a mighty fine pair, and give your unopened pecans and walnuts, your almonds...
Titanium Toothpick Set
Have you found it too difficult to draw blood and impale your gums picking your teeth with weak ass wood toothpicks? Titanium is the answer! These titanium toothpicks from Kizer are 100% solid, strong, and super-pointy...
Courant Wireless Charging Accessory Tray
I think Oprah selected Courant's wireless charging accessory tray as one of her top tech gifts for 2018. Or maybe it was my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. Everyone's Christmas wish lists and gift guides seem to be cascading...
46"-Tall Wine Glass
This 46"-tall wine glass is both a step up and a step down from the Guzzle Buddy...
Star Wars Death Star USB Wall Charger
Regardless of which Star Wars team you thought you're on, if you're going to buy a Death Star USB wall charger, you'll have to root for the power of the Dark Side...
Fallen AT-AT Tape Dispenser
Want to stick it to the Empire? Take down their AT-ATs with this secret weapon: a roll of tape. As my mama always told me when she was patching my coats and jeans and open wounds, never underestimate the power of a good...
Bulletproof Whisky Vault - Ultimate Whisky Protection
Protect your family. Protect your friends. Protect your whiskey. The Whisky Vault (we'll agree to disagree on whether or not the word is better with an "e") is for the most serious of whisk(e)y collectors. Those who feel...
Royole FlexPai Foldable Smartphone
I was thinking this folding smartphone anticipation wouldn't be over 'til the fat lady Samsungs, but with their FlexPai smartphone it looks like Stanford-grad-run Royole is as close to a bendy device release as the obese...
Goat Mug - Viking Horn Insulated Coffee Mug
We've seen Viking drinking horns that hold brew before, but the Goat Mug takes a different approach with the word, showing off its arcing conical shape in the form of an insulated drink carrier designed especially for...
Shatner Claus - The Christmas Album
When I told my mama Shatner Claus - The Christmas Album is going to be released on October 26, 2018 she almost Shatner pants. I'm pretty excited too. Look at that album cover! William Shatner peering through a Christmas...
Gryphon All-in-One Mesh WiFi Router
It looks like a piece of modern architecture but, according to Gryphon's creators, this all-in-one mesh WiFi router stands and serves like an ancient masterpiece. In addition to providing wireless mesh technology for...
Borrow My Pen Subversive Pen Set
What's that? Can you borrow my pen? You too? You need one? And you? Well. I don't usually do this, but I'm feeling very Oprah today, so...here you go. You get a pen, and you get a pen, and you get a pen, and...oh, I know...
Ardent Nova Decarboxylator
What the Ardent Nova is a decarboxylator? Well, if you have to ask you probably...are just like me. Today I learned Ardent's countertop device "decarbs" cannabis, or activates the THC in the raw flower (it will do kief...
Travel Amp Phone Light Diffuser
Fred & Friends' Travel Amp, a light diffuser for your phone's flashlight, is like most of the company's creations: cute 'n' clever, but more novelty gift than useful addition to your supplies for life...
SpyFinder Pro Hidden Camera Detector
Hidden cameras watching me in the dressing room? In my Air BnB? In the office? ... Well, I figured they're watching me in the office. Listen, I'm not trying to SpyFinder Pro up any paranoia here, but the hidden camera...
Evil Demon Baby Halloween Prop
Ha! Etsy shop Virtual Mess says their Evil Demon Baby Halloween prop is for anyone who is pregnant...or just has a big belly...
Cup Cozy Pillow
I always preferred the term "koozie" to "cozy" because, really, how cozy can a foam cylinder made to hold your beer be? Well. I stand corrected. If you turn that cup holder into a squishy pillow with space for not one...
Orvis Personalized Toasting Box
Orvis' Personalized Toasting Box, a cased set of 10 shot glasses, plus a slot for a bottle of whiskey, is my #1 pick for the Thanksgiving dinner potluck this year. Maybe doctor it up as a monogrammed gift for Dad, and...
Customizable Bluetooth LED Glasses
The eyes are the window to the...next EDM dance party with this pair of customizable Bluetooth LED glasses. Festivals, Halloween, sporting events, anywhere you want to make a lit-up statement serves as a fine locale for...
EXOvault Mouse
Think of the EXOvault Mouse as a functional piece of desktop art. Like, for real functional, and for real art. Not just some hunk of metal that's curvy and spinny and "functional" like a fidget toy is in giving you something...
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