Gear
Bowling Ball Cannon
A bowling ball cannon looks like something a dude would buy in an effort to one-up (OK, seven-up) another dude who otherwise has a better car, better house, better, job, better wife...and measly little golf ball cannon...
Table Tennis Notebooks
I don't know how many people want to keep 3 separate Table Tennis Notebooks...and a plastic ball...on them at all times, but I guess for that Forrest Gump demographic, here's an opportunity to play ping-pong wherever...
PyroVault Lighter Armor
PyroVault indeeds sound like a place to lock up your fire. Or, in this case, your fire-flicking lighter. But it also sounds like a place to lock up the fire-flicking light-flicking punk who lit my mama's front yard on...
Pet First Aid Kit
The contents of the Pet First Aid Kit don't seem all that different from the contents of a human first aid kit. Gauze, bandages, tweezers, a tongue depressor (a tongue depressor?! Ha! I perish the thought of what would...
BoozeBrella Covert Umbrella Flask
The BoozeBrella covert umbrella flask steps in when it's crap weather and raining, and you don't really have a good reason to be smuggling your booze in to festivals, sporting events, and Mormon weddings inside a covert...
Butter Buddies - Mess-Free Butter Spreaders for Corn
It's the Summer of Corn. Be it the cob kind, the popped kind, the tortilla-ed kind, or the uni kind, not a hotter-than-balls day has gone by these past few weeks that I haven't buddied up to some corn. And while I'm loath...
Shark Corn Holders
Take a bite out of summer's bounty with this set of Shark Corn Holders. They've been holding up my corn for me real nice, which I why I was able to toss out that "Take a bite out of summer's bounty" line without a flinch...
LEGO Breakfast Machine
Play with LEGOs. Play with your food. Or! Let your LEGOs play with your food. But only if you can build a LEGO Breakfast Machine as neat and captivating as YouTube LEGO Technic master The Brick Wall made for his dad...
SOG CashCard Folding Knife
At least with the SOG CashCard Folding Knife if someone steals your money clip stashed with cash and credit cards they'll...uh...have something to use to defend themselves when you try to take it back...
BeerDroid Fully Automated Beer Brewing System
What does BeerDroid bring to your pint glass? According to the automated home brewing system, "2.6 gallons of premium quality beer with the push of a button." Nice. At the grocery store it takes me at least 5 buttons...
Project Rock UA Sport Waterproof Wireless Headphones
Want to Rock out at the gym? Looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was all ears when Under Armour proposed adding headphones to their Project Rock athletic clothing and gear collaboration. The two have just released the...
Celestron Ultima Zoom Spotting Scope
Shown above is Celestron's 52252 angled spotting scope, a 100mm model with 22x-66x magnification. They say it's their most popular in the Ultima series, as well as the largest Ultima aperture scope, good for birding and...
Mr. Stash Cap Bottle Storage Diversion Container
Mr. Stash Cap knows it's much easier to swallow that "aspirin" with some water, and that nothing goes better with "oregano" than a bottle of grape Fanta. So Mr. Stash Cap isn't just willing to serve as your weed jar...
Nalgene Tritan Glow in the Dark Water Bottle
I was just thinking Nalgenes are the like the LP record of water bottles, and then I scrolled down to this Nalgene Tritan glow in the dark water bottle's description and saw Nalgene themselves call their bottles "The...
Hydro Flask Unbound Lightweight Soft Cooler
Remarkably cool. It's how Hydro Flask describes their new Unbound Series Cooler Pack, a lightweight soft cooler with backpack straps and room for up to 24 cans of your favorite potion. Like the company's water bottles...
Sidesip Safer Driving Travel Mug
Like many inventions, the Sidesip travel mug came about by accident. In this case though, it was a car accident. Clear View Cups LLC created the Sidesip, a mug whose sipping nozzle is an extension off the side of its...
Jack Daniel's 80-Quart Rolling Party Cooler
How many bottles of Jack Daniel's Downhome Punch and Jack Daniel's Black Jack Cola can a Jack Daniel's 80-quart rolling party cooler chill between its cubes of ice?...
Pizza Box for Eating Pizza in Bed
This unassuming pizza box pulls an outstanding Optimus Prime and transforms into a pizza box lap desk for...for...for eating pizza in bed! Eating pizza in bed! Right out of the box! The box that has turned from a cardboard...
Head Rush Bottle Bong
Head Rush Bottle Bong creators explain that their drinking tool is "a simple way to down a bottle of beer in a hurry." Good thing too, because as the great Jessie Spano once said, "There's no time! There's. Never! Any!...
EverRatchet Ratchet Keychain Tool
Problem fixers, EDC-aholics, and kids who just like to crank, the EverRatchet is here to vie for a spot on your keychain. The mini-tool aims to max out its skills with a dynamic ratcheting beam, which allows for continual...
Reusable Men's Travel Urinal
This men's travel urinal isn't just a reusable pee reservoir, it's an expandable / collapsible one. So it's easier to carry in your bag or glove box. And also so it can make you feel bad about your manhood if you only...
Pacsafe ProSafe TSA-Approved Key-Card Lock
Pacsafe's ProSafe 750 is a TSA-approved travel lock for those of us who have so many damn passwords and combinations in our lives that the thought of having to remember and fiddle with one more is enough to make our brains...
Blue Crab Beverage Tub
His name is Carlos, the uncelebrated blue crab cousin of the feisty red Rasta Sebastian. Having been denied Disney animated stardom, he accepted an offer from Frontgate to become a beverage tub. It's not the worst gig...
Pickled Boobies & Butts Jars
Boobies and butts, butts and boobies! Now pickled for your gustatory pleasure!...
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