Bird Flippin' the Bird - Middle Finger Chicken Arms
As raising chickens grows in popularity throughout urban / suburban communities, so too does buying your chickens their own gear and accessories. A dapper chicken harness. 3D printed chicken arms. And now, 3D printed middle finger chicken arms. Little cuffs that slip over a hen's shoulders to make it look like your bird's flippin' the bird.
Of course they look silly...and hilarious, but a pair of middle finger chicken arms might also be the most appropriate response to neighbors who make passive aggressive comments about your decision to install a coop in your backyard. It's legal, bitches! And I haven't paid for an egg in 2 years!
Of course, the biggest benefit of outfitting your girls in 3D printed middle finger chicken arms is all the photo ops you'll have to show off your brood of badass mother cluckers.
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