The Car Pool - Water Bottle Portable Toilet Hose
Calling The Car Pool the World's Most Portable Toilet for Men doesn't really give you the full picture of this ultra low-tech device. You need, well, a picture to capture the other 994 words The Car Pool is worth. I'm presuming you're here because you've seen it, but if not, look up. Yep. There it is. A plastic accordion hose, a water bottle, and your pener, in desperate need of some relief.
They say dudes can pee anywhere, but The Car Pool knows that isn't always the case. What if you're stuck in traffic? What if you're on the highway with nowhere decent to pull over, or nowhere decent to drop trou? What if you've got a kid on an airplane who didn't have to go 2 minutes before they turned on the Fasten Seatbelt sign and told everyone to stay put for the remainder of the turbulent flight, but now he's squirming and whining so hard your only options are pee-soaked pants and plane seat (latter probably serves the airline right since they all suck so hard) or...The Car Pool?
In other words, the World's Most Portable Toilet for Men has its place, and could be another road trip essential for you.
The Car Pool's hose is flexible for use while seated, and expandable / compressible, from small enough to fit in the glove box to 22". It has a 2-1/2" mouth diameter, which is going to be a problem for me, but should suit most dudes who hit the state of gotta go right now. At the opposite end of the Car Pool hose is a universal head for inserting into a variety of water, soda, or other beverage bottles. In place it forms a watertight seal, so you don't have to worry about side spurts or pee hoses on the loose.
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