Louis Vuitton Slugger
Primal Concepts may be behind the Louis Vuitton Slugger, but this high fashion piece of self defense moves way past a primal concept, right into the 2020 arsenal of Harley Quinn. Or more probably, the Instagram feeds of, like, Cardi B and Kylie Jenner.
Though not an official piece of Louis Vuitton merchandise - hence the absence of 2 zeros from the end of the bats' price tag - Primal Concepts does a commendable job of capturing the designer's iconic aesthetic, with all-over Louis Vuitton initial and symbol monogramming running the length of the slugger. The designer spirit is there too, intertwined like barbed wire with Primal Concepts' own: the company says, "If looks could kill these bats would be a crime."
While not a complete build your own survival bat like some of Primal Concepts' other offerings, the Louis Vuitton Slugger does come with some customization options, including a choice of bat and monogram color.
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