Pepperem Llama - World's Cutest Pepper Spray
Who's going to disagree with Pepperem's designation of their Llama self defense keychain as "World's Cutest Pepper Spray"? Not this dude. In fact, the llama-shaped pepper shooter is moving straight from here to my collection of things that make you go Awww.
For those who haven't made the connection, remember, llamas spit to protect themselves. So the decision to turn this camelid's form into a pepper spray canister isn't just a swell idea because Pepperem knew it would go viral with the ladies and the dudes who need gifts for girlfriends, it actually has a biological basis. And if this little white llama didn't ring your adorability bell hard enough already, check it: when you want to make him spit, press the red tab on the back of the llama and he'll open wide before hocking his blinding loogie.
The Llama Pepper Spray comes fitted with a US-made pepper spray containing 1.33% major capsaicinoids. It has a 10' range and spits up to 25 bursts.
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