Stinger Whip Car Emergency Tool
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I'm not sure what sort of "car emergency" I'd need an 18" stainless steel construction cable whip for, but OK Stinger Whip. If you want to throw a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter onto your self defense scourge's kubaton-style grip and call it a "car emergency tool," go right ahead.
And then in the next breath point out that "The Stinger Whip has been designed with concealment, comfort, and simplicity in mind." Its grip is ergonomic and has a clip for securing the whip in a number of different positions on your body, or on a purse or backpack.
If you actually have a car accident or roadside emergency, and actually keep the Stinger Whip in your trunk or glove box as a "car emergency tool," one end of the handle has a spring-loaded window punch with hardened steel point for busting through tempered glass. The other end has a seatbelt cutter.
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