Brainfreeze Skull Beer Glass & Stand
Who wants to skull a beer? The Brainfreeze Skull Beer Glass & Stand holds up to 12 ounces of your favorite brew, cocktail, sodie, or juice, pooling about half of the drink in a skull-shaped "boot" molded out of the bottom of the glass. According to maker Final Touch, the skull head provides "added visual stimulation" while you're drinking, which means real good times at the party, at least until you get drunk and paranoid the skull whose head you're drinking from is going to do the same to you.
The Skull Beer Glass also comes with a stand made of black chrome metal to help it sit stable on the table, and perhaps cage it in when it decides it's ready to eat some brains.
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