Bath Spaghetti Body Wash

SOAPBOTTLE is liquid soap on a rope. No, it's soap on a rope filled with liquid soap. Or maybe soap-in-soap on a rope. And really, the rope is optional, so SOAPBOTTLE's standout feature is that it's soap-filled soap...

Duke Cannon's Tactical Soap on a Rope Pouch is the most cliche of all cliche gifts for Dad, made less - no wait, I mean more - cliche here by the men's grooming brand's insertion of the word "tactical." Duke Cannon does...

Bathe in diamonds and roses. No, not literally, but with Bath Diamond bioluminescent bath bombs and salt soaks, figuratively is even better. Figuratively means you still get to submerge yourself in a tub of hot water...

Obviously I'm writing about Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers because my wife put them on her Christmas list this year, and I'm recommending them to you dudes as great options for gifts for your girlfriends and wives...

You might be surprised how therapeutic and relaxing a good, long soak in the bath with a coupla Giant Seamen Balls Bath Bombs can be for muscles tired and tensed up from all the holiday festivities...

My heart, it pulses, it bleeds! It...ooh makes my skin so soft and fragrant. This bleeding heart bath bomb spreads love in the tub in a most sinister way. Fans of horror movies, Halloween, and pranking their loved ones...

Al Dente is an old Italian fisherman who fears neither noodle nor fishin' hole. Even when the former is 4 times his size, and the latter is filled with water bubbling at 212 degrees F. Nope, Al Dente is ready to sit on...

I was watching that Aziz Ansari Master of None show, and after Aziz's girlfriend told him she might move to Chicago for a job he decided to cope by learning to make pasta. By the end of the episode he had declared himself...

Make that Inordinately-High-Protein 100% Bean Pasta. That tastes surprisingly F'ing delicious. Each serving of Explore Asian's bean pastas--available in black bean, soybean, adzuki bean, and edamame & mung bean varieties--has...

Wheeeen...angel hair bo-ils high / That's when Al Dente cries, "That's Amore!" And when it's tagliatelle you're cooking to the soft bite of perfection, this singing, floating pasta timer will belt out "The Godfather Theme"...

For those who claim to be so lousy in the kitchen you can't even boil water, the Fasta Pasta is for you. For those who don't have much of a kitchen in you studio, basement, or dorm room, the Fasta Pasta is also for you...

Spaghetti that slides off your fork or won't catch when you try to twirl it? For-Ghetti 'bout it...