Vlad Mititelu Jazz Trumpet Shower
- 3D Trumpet Lamp - $19.99
- 3-Piece Copper Trumpet Canvas Wall Art - $79.99
- Gwein Music Musical Notes with Piano Shower Curtain - $18.68
- Musical Note Shower Curtain Hooks - $14.99
- Jazz Music Shower Curtain - $29.95
Vlad Mititelu can toot his own horn over the Jazz Shower, a trumpet-shaped shower head and faucet system that "blows" water instead of sound. Jazz won Gold for the artist in the 2017 A'Design Award & Competition's Bathroom Furniture and Sanitary Ware category (uh, not exactly music to the ears, that name.)
Mititelu created the Jazz Shower as part of an Art Showers series, whose goal is to create "an intense experience for the eyes and for the mind of the user." In the shower. Where all of my best ideas come to me already! Imagine the turbo boost the intense experience of bathing under a trumpet is going to give me. I could be just a few Jazz Showers away from becoming the next Nikola Tesla or Ron Popeil!
Mititelu molds his shower fixture into a trumpet by hand, winding hydrophobic copper wire 'round and 'round and up and down all visible components but the spray jets. If you're looking for a unique and very limited edition gift for a musician or jazz fan, you can order the Jazz Shower as a trumpet o' copper, gold, or rose gold.
Muchas danke to Homecrux.
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