Shark Steam Mop
If the Shark Steam Mop is anything like the Shark Navigator Vacuum Cleaner, then the dirt on your floors better get ready to be eaten alive. In the vacuum realm, I'm pretty sure Shark's tagline is something like, "Never stops sucking!" and as someone who's owned a Navigator for over 10 years now, I can confirm that statement is 100% true. In the good, blowjob kinda way, not the pinched-nosed Aunt Jan judging your life choices kind. In fact, d'oh! I should have included the Shark Navigator in my list of 20 items I bought on Amazon & would buy 100 times again.
But back to today's feature, the Shark Steam Mop. I don't own this little dirt predator, but based on reviews by those who do, it is equally deserving of its Shark name. A swivel head and 2-sided microfiber cleaning pad give you enhanced maneuverability and cleaning capacity per pad, as do the mop's 20' cord and 450mL water tank capacity.
Shark has 5 different steam mops in their product line. This one is the second in the tiered system, the Shark Steam Pocket Mop (S3501). Its steam control is manual as opposed to the electronic capabilities of the next 3 tiers, it has a slightly less dirty-grippy cleaning pad, and its cord is 2' shorter.
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