Black 4.0
- Glow in the Dark Acrylic Paint - $25.99
Ever wanted to paint your world in the most obscenely black black? Meet BLACK 4.0 - the blackest black paint in the known universe, and maybe even in those universes we haven't discovered yet. This isn't just any paint; it's a journey seven years in the making, birthed from Stuart Semple's obsession to create something beyond the extraordinary.
BLACK 4.0 isn't just dark; it absorbs 99.95% of visible light. To put that in perspective, it makes other things look not-so-black, almost grey by comparison. This paint doesn't just cover surfaces; it swallows them whole into a void of darkness. Apply it, and you might just start questioning the nature of reality itself. Objects lose their texture, their contours, and merge into an abyss of blackness.
BLACK 4.0 isn't just about being the darkest. It's also user-friendly. No more complex application methods or worrying about the paint separating or forming salt crystals. It's robust, stable, more durable, and, most importantly, much blacker than its predecessors. Whether you're an artist, a photographer, or just someone who loves the darker side of things, BLACK 4.0 is your gateway to a new kind of darkness. And hey, if you're planning to cover a spaceship (or maybe just a canvas), they've got you covered with sizes ranging from a humble 150ml to a gargantuan 6 liters.
So, ready to dive into the black hole? BLACK 4.0 is waiting. Just don't forget to come back! And if you do create something out of this world, make sure to share the black.
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