Chalkboard Wall Paint
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- Magnamagic - Magnetic Wall Paint - $21.35
- Tintable Chalkboard Paint - $13.71
- Zombie Chalkboard Vinyl Sticker - $18.99
- Magical Unicorn Wall Decal - $46.99
- NeoChalk Liquid Chalk Marker - $5.39
Now that the kiddos are back in school, wouldn't it be fun one day when they come home to surprise them with wall-to-wall chalkboards in their bedrooms? Chalkboards you have covered in times tables, Spanish verb conjugations, or SAT words? Chalkboard Wall Paint slathers over metal, wood, masonry, drywall, plaster, glass, concrete, yo' mama, and hardboard to convert its base surfaces into usable black or green receptacles of everyone's favorite powdery sticks.
The Rust-Oleum paint has been formulated with pigments as hard as--but probably less ticklish than--Lolo Jones' abs to ensure it won't acquire scratch marks from chalk use. Standard erasure procedures of licking your hand and rubbing it on the offending markings also apply. Parents, give your kids something fun to do when you kick them off Playstation to watch Monday Night Football. College students, wake up at 3 a.m. with the Eureka! idea that will allow you to flip college the Bill-Gates-style bird, and simply lean over and scribble it on your wall. Doodlers, unleash your expressive side with a life-size artistic rendering of Cthulhu that promises to be temporary should it turn out to be more life-size than artistic. Recipes, reminders, love notes, You Suck, We're Over letters, chalkboard painted walls house them all! It's also an option for use in recoating Ping-Pong tables.
Chalkboard Wall Paint comes in 1-quart containers.
Muchas danke to Hi Consumption.
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