Dinosaur Hanukkah Menorah
I wouldn't have named it the Dinosaur Hanukkah Menorah. I would have called it the T-Rex Dinosorah. But, I don't work for Zion Judaica Ltd, and I'm not "Margarita," the person who designed this cretaceous candle holder and fantastic specimen of holiday joy, so I guess I don't get a say about what goes on the Dinosaur Hanukkah Menorah box.
I do, however, get a say about what goes on the pages around here, so for the rest of this post...may I present to you the T-Rex Dinosorah! Available in gold or green finishes, this whimsical take on the iconic candelabrum makes a terrific gift for kids readying themselves for the 8 days of Hanukkah. ... And also a great gift for men who just think T-Rex is frickin' cool (i.e., all men) and will delight in irritating their mothers-in-law with a menorah whose candles sit atop an 11" x 6.5" poly resin dinosaur (i.e., again, all men.)
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