Extra Large Extra Chunky Knit Blanket

Posted: April 04, 2018

In: Household ➠ Decor

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As the great Sloth once said, I love you, Chunk! And I do. Love these extra large, extra chunky knit blankets. All wool and cozy. All bedspread- and Super-Mario-Bros.-3-Giant-Land-size. My only concern is that ESENIQUE Knit's gargantuan concoctions of yarn might kill me in my sleep.

Because look at them! It's not just the blankets themselves that are huge at 118" x 118", their weave is huge too. Each stitch is 2" to 2-1/2". What if I have a restless sleep or a bad dream? I could poke through and tangle up arms, legs, and head alike in that thing and wake up strangled dead. Or contorted beyond repair. Or, like, with a really cold, exposed foot.

Julia Piro's big ol' chunky knit blankets are large enough to fit a king bed, or even a super king bed, which I just looked up and found out measures 80" x 80". She makes all of them with 100% Australian merino wool, which is hypoallergenic and, at 22 microns, more silky than itchy to the touch. You have your choice of over 40 colors, which Piro will hand knit into your chunky wonder to order.

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