Han Solo in Carbonite Rug
/han-solo-in-carbonite-rug-12162.jpg "Han Solo in Carbonite Rug")
Sure it's a cool novelty item to have in your family room or front entryway, plus embodies that which brings you the greatest joy in life (Star Wars), but do you really want to be the type of person who keeps Han Solo trapped in Carbonite eternally for the sole benefit of your personal obsession and home decor?
Yes?
Well you might as well get one of these Han Solo in Carbonite rugs for every barren floor in your house then. The runners are made of polyester, whose bristly surface I've heard is second only to real Carbonite in its ability to wick dirt and keep feet warm. They're officially licensed by Lucasfilm and come in small (31-1/2" x 71-1/2") and large (39" x 90-1/2") sizes.
Note: Despite being "frozen" this rug version of carbonited Han prefers not to get too close to cracklin' fires. Surprisingly though, he does pair well with Wampa rugs.
Note 2: If you plan to engage in any, uh, horizontal lightsaber wielding on top of a Han Solo in Carbonite rug, please wear protection. Even Darth Vader supports safe sex.
/Han-Solo-Carbonite-Chocolate-Bar-1361.jpg?mode=crop "Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate Bar")
Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate Bar
What took them so long? Although I'd prefer an Augustus Gloop drowning in chocolate bar, Han Solo's plight lends itself nicely to aiding in the fattening of America as well. Jabba The Hutt, although posing no long term...
/han-solo-chewbacca-reversible-12314.jpg "Han Solo-Chewbacca Reversible Hoodie")
Han Solo-Chewbacca Reversible Hoodie
Life has been very difficult for some since the Mark Ecko reversible Chewbacca hoodie sold out. It was pretty much the Star Wars garment to end all Star Wars garments. But I like this new alternative alright too. Maybe...
/matrix-melting-rug-61273.jpg?mode=crop "Melting Rugs")
Melting Rugs
These Melting Rugs are affordable tributes to (i.e., cheap copies of?) Azerbaijani visual artist Faig Ahmed's original surreal designs. The funky runners come in a variety of colorways and sizes, including custom requests...
/Han-Solo-Ice-Cube-Tray-406.jpg?mode=crop "Han Solo Ice Cube Tray")
Han Solo Ice Cube Tray
"I was under the impression it would hold molten carbonite as it states clearly in the title this is a carbonite MOLD and it's very poorly constructed for this purpose. Secondly, it's SMALL. No, you can't put people in...
/star-wars-fitness-equipment-28720.jpg "Star Wars Fitness Equipment")
Star Wars Fitness Equipment
If you weren't sweating the Dark Side before, one round with Onnit's Star Wars fitness equipment, and I guarantee you'll start. From kettlebell swings to hot yoga, Russian twists to Turkish getups, Onnit is injecting...
/millennium-falcon-schematic-19660.jpg "Millennium Falcon Blueprint LED Lamp")
Millennium Falcon Blueprint LED Lamp
Have you been searching for the perfect blueprint light? Me too. And wow. This 16-color LED desk lamp went with the Millennium Falcon as its subject! I thought I was going to be stuck with, like, the White House or some...
Star Wars Spandex
I have always felt that Star Wars could use more of two things: skin and spandex. Princess Leia bikinis notwithstanding, I'm sure you agree. Right? Well, ever present to charge forth and fill a gap that never really existed...
/felt-stone-area-rugs-26376.jpg "Felt Stone Area Rugs")
Felt Stone Area Rugs
These felt stone area rugs and mats are an optical illusion! They look like a path of hard, smooth rocks, but are actually ultra-soft, textured rounds of merino sheep and llama wool. Oh man, now I'm torn. Should I put...
/lego-chewbacca-60974.jpg?mode=crop "LEGO Chewbacca")
LEGO Chewbacca
This is no LEGO Chewbacca minifig. This is LEGO Chewbacca in full, 2,319-piece, 18-inch glory. It's a whole LEGO set dedicated to the galaxy's favorite Wookiee, to be released on September 1, 2023 in honor of the 40th...
Star Wars Shooting Targets
Apparently, we're allowed to take aim only at the Dark Side. Sneaky Studios didn't design any of their Star Wars shooting targets with Luke or Han or Yoda behind the bullseye, which in a way cuts out an entire buyer demographic...
/may-the-4th-be-with-you-13-49273.jpg?mode=crop "May The 4th Be With You: 13 Star Wars Gifts for 2021")
May The 4th Be With You: 13 Star Wars Gifts for 2021
Star Wars Day has come again, and along with saying May the 4th be with you in 2021, I can also offer you this collection of 13 of the best Star Wars gifts the galaxy has afforded us in recent times. Hint: It's a lot...
/the-best-han-solo-merchandise-33274.jpg?mode=crop "The Best Han Solo Merchandise")
The Best Han Solo Merchandise
Since Solo: A Star Wars Story sees its first nationwide screenings in theaters tonight, I figured I'd feed the Han mania - the Hania - by looking back at some of the best Han Solo-inspired merch we've seen over the past...