Kama Sutra Bucket List Scratch Poster
A whole bucket list of Kama Sutra positions? Um, I feel like my whole bucket list contains making it through just one single Kama Sutra position. I mean, seriously dudes, The Spider? The Sidekick? The Tornado?! They all seem like having sex on the beach - nice in theory, really awkward and uncomfortable in practice. With a high probability of chafing.
And the Kama Sutra Bucket List Scratch Poster expects me to scratch off 100 of these wild and wacked-out positions? Thanks, but my missionary and my doggy are happy with our styles as is.
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