My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle. Presumably this is the one you'll burn when all of the disasters, the shockers, and the newest pieces of trash to hit social media become too much to process, too much to reconcile. When the only way to deal with all the shit is to pile it up and, as your final act, your last fuck to give, set it on fire.
The nice thing about the My Last Fuck Candle is that when you do this, your last fuck will be enveloped in 100% vegan and eco-friendly soy wax hand-poured by Karina of Etsy shopt Perfect Little Insults.
In addition, depending on how voluminous your last fuck is, you can choose a smaller 6-ounce or larger 9-ounce candle to help burn it up. And since they say smell is closely linked to memory, you can choose from 9 different candle scents, including Fresh Laundry, Lavender Fields, and Fudge Brownie, that will help you remember the day you gave your last fuck for the rest of your life.
Or if you prefer to forget, Perfect Little Insults will also make your Lask Fuck Candle unscented.
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