The Charted Sandwich Board
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If she's gonna go make you a sammich, you should probably: A) know exactly what kind of sammich you require to avoid receiving, like, hummus & sprouts on gluten-free millet bread; and B) be fully aware of the sammich's ingredients and proper construction so you can verify the quality of her work when she returns. So two bacon-greased and mustard-stained thumbs up to Pop Chart Labs for helping the dude population out on both counts with their Charted Sandwich Board.
This 18" x 24" poster of all that is right and good in the world diagrams a collection of 90 toothsome and internationally inspired subs, rolls, gyros, bun buddies, and patrons of the sliced bread. Each is categorized according to its primary ingredient and deconstructed to visually depict all necessary components. Hand-drawn sandwiches also include notations for their country of origin and serving temperature. Charted Sandwich Board posters are printed on 100 lb. archival stock and signed and numbered by the artists. Get them as a wrap delivered in a tube or open-face on a choice of backings and frames for immediate hanging. Mmm, Chivito anyone?
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