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Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar
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The Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar doesn't want to ruin the surprise. Aside from the coconut on its front cover - a well-known death-dealer to many of us - the 2022 date tracker doesn't provide a single reveal of the ooky, spooky, kooky things its months have cooked up to kill you, as you proudly display them on your wall. My best guesses?
- Romaine lettuce.
- 2 gallons of water.
- Your father-in-law's breath.
- A lil' spiky virus.
- Dryer lint.
- Vending machines.
- Brain worms.
- Cheating on your partner.
- If you have a vagina, blowing air in it.
- Too much nutmeg.
- Gamma ray bursts.
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