Well Hung Naughty Christmas Ornament
Is that a finger wiggling around in the Well Hung Naughty Christmas Ornament, or are you just happy to...defile the Christmas tree with a mock cock & balls to get some cheap jollies?
I fully support either, of course, and I'll bet Santa does too. He's the jolliest man in the land, after all, and after a couple glasses of eggnog to wash down his cookies, he'll likely be tipsy enough to enjoy some cheap ones.
A perfect dirty Santa gift, the Well Hung Naughty Christmas Ornament is made of wood (obviously) and ribbon, and comes (yeah, it does!) colors Light or Dark.
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