Defusable Alarm Clock
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- Dalek Projector Alarm Clock - $39.95
- Wakin' Shakin' Bacon Alarm Clock - $13.97
- Flying Alarm Clock - $12.87
- Skull & Crossbones Old School Alarm Clock - $15.61
- Running Alarm Clock on Wheels - $17.00
Sometimes an alarm just isn't enough. It's too easy to press snooze and get another 10 minutes in. Before you know it, you're late. Here's your solution.
With the threat of getting blown up ever-present, you won't even need your morning coffee to jump up and set yourself to defusing this ticking time bomb. No disfiguring burns or shrapnel in your left buttock today, 'ey?*
Also a great travel accessory!
*I have no idea what actually happens if you don't defuse properly. Since I'm not a failure, I have done it correctly every time.
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