The Lost Atlantis Sea Monster Desk Light
- Electric Jellyfish Tank Table Lamp - $36.99
- elope Festival Light Up Anglerfish Costume Hat - $19.99
- DEEP Pour Epoxy Resin Kit - $159.99
- Kraken Attack Shower Curtain - $16.91
- Ibis & Orchid Design Ocean Octopus Nightlight - $17.99
The Lost Atlantis desk light enshrouds legend, mystery, and a creepy sea monster that isn't Cthulhu or the Kraken in a 5cm cube ready to deck out your desktop.
The eerie, dreamlike ocean scene gets its eerie, dreamlike glow from a wood-mounted LED base. Element Handler handmakes the underwater dioramas from epoxy resin accented with sand, luminous powder, and heavy gel. The luminous powder glistens, drawing the curious...and doomed...into the thralls of Atlantis' sea monster, whether the LED light is on or off.
Cthulhu Titanium Bottle Opener
Maybe Alex Jacques' interest in a Cthulhu bottle opener began with his interest in straight razors. The craftsman started out, and continues to forge, what he hopes you'll consider "the finest handmade straight razors...
/ursula-octopus-bracelet-49837.jpg?mode=crop "Ursula Octopus Bracelet")
Ursula Octopus Bracelet
Can't find an Octopus Teacher? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead? Can't find the unleashed Kraken? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead? Can't find a unicorn gift for your girlfriend? How about an Ursula...
/sea-monster-salt-pig-37570.jpg?mode=crop "Sea Monster Salt Pig")
Sea Monster Salt Pig
Who better to guard your salt than a creature of the sea? Rachel Kirk's Sea Monster Salt Pig (does that seem like too many nouns in a row to anyone else?) spins the classic seasoning crock into a two-finned, two-toothed...
/whalecum-mat-30299.jpg?mode=crop "Whalecum Mat")
Whalecum Mat
Whalecum, my friends. We have nothing but whalecum for you in this house. Spermy the Whale gives a gushing "Hello!" to all guests who cross the threshold in this delightful Whalecum Mat...
WTF? Icon Prints
Santa, you better man up because your sleigh is about to be filled to the gates of heaven with prints of "Batman Puking His Friggin Guts Out" and "Bazooka Whale." I don't know what's more enamoring here: Jann Van Zant's...
Life-Size Blue Whale Kite
I see your flying squirrel, Flying Dutchman, and flying f@*k, and raise you a flying blue whale! No, make that a life-size flying blue whale. Wind master Peter Lynn's superbly massive kite measures in at over 60 feet...
/whale-water-splash-guard-for-59611.jpg?mode=crop "Whale Water Splash Guard for Sinks")
Whale Water Splash Guard for Sinks
Yep, definitely feel like I'm in the front row at SeaWorld, and Shamu is in a belly flopping mood, when I sit at our kitchen counter while my wife does the dishes. ... No, that reference does not mean I support SeaWorld...
/unicorn-narwhal-sculpture-15179.jpg?mode=crop "Unicorn in a Narwhal Sculpture")
Unicorn in a Narwhal Sculpture
Holy crap, it's fantastical beast overload! It almost hurts to look at it, it's so stirring and extraordinary. And, according to the unicornarwhal sculpture's creators, it also explains a lot. How can a whale with a ginormous...
Moby Whalers
This Moby looks like it wants to chow down on some bottle caps with a quickness. Wonder if the whale's stomach is big enough to hold as many caps as mine is to hold the beers they unleash...
/kujira-whale-knives-24411.jpg "Kujira Whale Knives")
Kujira Whale Knives
Did you know whales can cut the cheese too? In fact, I bet they're the sharpest and most powerful cheese cutters on earth. Check it out. You got a sperm whale ready to cut the cheese, a humpback whale ready to cut the...
/stand-up-floats-stand-up-37672.jpg?mode=crop "Stand Up Paddleboard Inflatable Creatures")
Stand Up Paddleboard Inflatable Creatures
Be the scariest / dreamiest / quackiest creature in the water with a set of Stand Up Floats' creature inflatables strapped to your stand up paddleboard. The Shark, Unicorn, Duck, Swan, and Whale pieces even serve purposes...
Whale Coffee Mug & Cookie Holder
This whale mug with cookie-holding mouth would have to be life-sized to accurately reflect the number of frosted shamrocks I ate last night in a St. Paddy's Day / NCAA Tourney warmup session, and also the amount of coffee...