Bones the English Butler Cocktail Table
Have a seat. Take a load off. Rest your weary bones, and let this happy bag of bones bring you a drink. With Bones the English Butler it's always service with a smile.
In this cocktail table by Design Toscano, the skeletal Bones holds a tray sized perfectly for holding your drink. Or you remote. Or perhaps your bag of still-beating unicorn hearts. Bones doesn't ask too many questions, he's just here to serve.
The table stands 36" tall and is made of designer resin that's been hand-painted to highlight the skeleton butler's black bowtie, red-and-white jacket, and blue...whatever those puffy knee-high pants are called.
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