The Bird's Nest Bed
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The Bird's Nest Bed can accommodate up to 16 people at once. Take note swingers, Mormons, women undergoing IVF treatments, and the Duggar family! The giant basin of comfort was brainstormed and brought to life by O*GE Creative Group, headed by Gaston Zahr and Merav Eitan out of Haifa, Israel. In an ironic twist on mother nature, they were able to nurture the nest through a modest incubation period, and provide it with an online medium through which to grow, which helped the original bed's prototype spawn additional nestlings for buyers to take home and use as their own furniture-playground hybrids.
The bed is fashioned in 3 different sizes, all currently available for fabrication by request. Pricing information is also available by request. The largest nest measures 14.8 feet in diameter, and is brimming with plush pillows for adjustable, ergonomically-pleasant vertical and horizontal positions. The designers note it is a lovely setting for social exchange and informal meetings, so if you work for one of those hippie companies that offers lunchtime hot yoga and makes its staff go through weekly trust-building exercises, keep an eye out for it at your next employee performance review.
January 2014 Update: The Bird's Nest Bed has gotten an upgrade. Now instead of oblong green and beige pillows the take on a feathered friend dwelling arrives fitted with giant eggs. Or, more precisely, ergonomic "egg-shaped sitting poofs." It is for sale and pricing is by request.
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