The Dark Knight Bookshelves
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Bring the Nolanverse to your living room with a set of Dark Knight bookshelves. Made to order. Just beam your Bat-Signal into the sky and designer Fahmi Sani will get to work erecting a set of webbed-winged night stalkers to hold your most precious literary masterpieces and Batman action figures. I like the book selections in the photo. I see some Vonnegut. Some Yann Martel. Hunger Games box set? Eh. Oh, but there's Fight Club-famed Chuck Palahniuk. Chucky P is the almost man. "Almost" because the beginnings and middles of his novels lure you in with their mind-blowing creativity and commentary--seriously, a few of his quotes have greatly impacted my life--but his endings always kind of suck. He starts off strong, gets stronger, and then, out of nowhere, finishes and packs up. Consistently leaves me disappointed.* I bet Batman's a shitty writer, but at least he demonstrates follow-through in his line of work.
Combined, the Dark Knight bookshelves measure 22" x 32".
*Did you just think, "That's what she said," or actually say it out loud?
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