Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker
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The Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker: a dentist's and a dishwasher's worst nightmare. Saltwater taffy is delicious...at least until you eat one too many pieces and realize you're about to unleash some projectile unicorn vomit. Followed an hour or two late by explosive unicorn poop.
But as I was saying, saltwater taffy is delicious. And now you can pull the sticky sweet treat, and relish chewing it...and chewing it...and chewing it...and digging it out of your back molars with your tongue...anytime you want, from the comfort of your own kitchen, with the Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker. The included taffy puller and recipe book will guide you through making saltwater taffies in any number of custom colors and textures.
Chef'n says you can also use their Taffy Maker to create other types of pulled candy, but doesn't mention what other types of pulled candy there are, and I can't think of any.
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