Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt
My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, could flash a "Get ready to undo your pants!" oven mitt every time she serves dinner. Or brownies. Mmm, or her special stuffed oven pancakes. Even oatmeal sends me back for thirds when she makes it.
The same goes for pretty much all my mama's cooking, but I don't think I want to give an oven mitt to my mama that instructs her to instruct me, "Get ready to undo your pants." It might be accurate, but it doesn't seem right.
If you want to pair the Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt with another fun gift, seller Blue Q also has several other irreverent super-insulated hand protectors to choose from, such as Bitch I Am the Secret Ingredient, You Wanna Piece of This?, and This Is Fucking Delicious. You could also go outside the oven mitt and team up Get Ready to Under Your Pants with Betabrand's Gluttony Pants.
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