Magic Tap Automatic Drink Dispenser
Using the Magic Tap, an automatic drink dispenser, isn't about being too lazy to lift a gallon of milk or Costco-sized bottle of OJ out of the fridge, and then heave it up to pour in my coffee or bowl of Poop Like a Champion cereal. Well, OK. It is, in part. But, but! The Magic Tap is also about appeasing my wife and her request that I not slosh the milk and OJ all over the kitchen as I'm lifting and heaving them in their giant containers.
The Magic Tap Beverage Dispenser claims two major kitchen feats: "Say Goodbye to Spills;" and "Lift and Pour No More." In addition to grown ass men like myself, inserting the universal pump in most any container with a standard-sized cap could be a gift to your kids, now able to serve themselves without making a mess or dislocating their shoulders.
The Magic Tap uses a battery-operated motor to draw liquid up through its "super straw" and out the spout. It is appropriate for use on almost any bottled beverage, as long as it's not carbonated.
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