Pig Paper Towel Holder

simplehuman has come up with the Paper Towel Pump, a paper towel holder with a removable cleaning solution spray bottle as its core, and yet another product that makes a simple human task a little bit easier. And a little...

Today there are quite a few things we can make happen with the wave of the hand, a flick of the wrist. Motion-detection lights, gesture-controlled camera shutters, and, maybe less impressive, but just as useful, automatic...

As if it weren't amazing enough that there are paper towels so strong that a single quilted sheet can mop up an entire glass of spilt milk someone's crying over. Now these paper towels' holders can charge up to 4 of my...

Let me clarify: Bambooees are not at all paper towels, they're bamboo towels. I just named them "Reusable & Washable Paper Towels" because that's how they act. Absorbing crap, cleaning crap, dusting crap, shining crap...

Got some Charmin t.p. or some Bounty p.t.'s you need held up long and proud? The Iron Dinosaur is at your service. Suitable for holding 2 ultra-plush double rolls of toilet paper or 1 super-absorbent cylinder of paper...

Paper towels now too precious to waste on your bacon grease? Bacon Sponge that pork fat up with this reusable "unpaper towel" from Green City Living. Sewn up nice with quilted polyester microfiber and organic cotton...

As much as I like getting fried chicken grease and BBQ rib sauce all over the whole roll of paper towels as a souvenir for days to come of the great meal I had, my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, isn't such a fan. So...

When you spill your Coca-Cola, clean it up with...more Coca-Cola! Yuk, yuk, yuk. This Coca-Cola Vending Machine Paper Towel Holder is fronted by a 1950s-era Coke dispenser that would make the perfect nostalgic gift for...

Why do I need a motion activated paper towel dispenser? No reason that comes to my mind. She-Ra: Princess of Power, however, says: BBQ ribs; chicken wings; greasy pizza fingers; and Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust. She said...

This is not a real flying pig. But enough things are happening these days that my grandma said would happen when pigs fly that I gotta figure there's a litter of piglets with wings out there somewhere now. And until I...

I just saw that pig eat 25 comic books, 11 old Cosmos, 7 random cables, 5 remote controls, a coupla IKEA catalogues, a stack of coasters, and an old Xbox console. What a porker!...

I've heard stories about people both being attacked by and staging attacks against warthogs (college Psych 101 professor, Uncle Joe from Pensacola). Now you can reap the benefits of the latter without suffering the former...