Stop Stuffing Your Face Dishes
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- Constructive Eating Utensil Set - $17.49
- Meal Measure 1 Portion Control Tool - $7.80
- Multifunction Digital Kitchen Scale - $34.95
Since weight loss is 80% diet, we tend to rely on the voices inside our heads to convince us to reel in the Doritos-crusted mac 'n' cheese and bacon chocolate chip ice cream consumption. Well, it seems those voices have struck a product deal. Now you can have the niggling internal guilt that persuades you to stop eating splayed in macrocosm across the dishes spotlighting your gluttonous impulses, either reinforcing your New Year's resolutions, or invoking your rage for making them. Think of the dinner plate as your personal, ceramic Jillian Michaels, and the cereal bowl as that Bob guy who cries all the time, and you'll tough love your way to Biggest Loser status before 2012 hits puberty. Or just purchase a set as an anonymous gift for the fat ass coworker who leaves Cinnabon frosting and fried chicken fingerprints on the copy machine.
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Tetra Countertop Dishwasher - No Plumbing Required
Tetra is a forthcoming countertop dishwasher. Its collaborators, Heatworks and Frog, developed the compact unit to function with ease and efficiency; to install it you'll need only a footprint in your kitchen, and a single...
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Ginnie Juicer - Compact Masticating Slow Juicer
"Ginnie" is a very nice name for a juicer. Ginnie sounds cute. And this compact kitchen gadget that won't take up more than a 5" footprint on your countertop most definitely is. Ginnie sounds fun. The juicer comes in...
Over-the-Sink Dish Drying Rack
This over-the-sink dish drying rack is a 2-tier space saver with a side of storage and organization. A real multi-tasker that does it all with poise and elegance. Sound like any maternal figure you might know? One who...
Countertop Dishwasher
Hmmm, does my desire not to wash dishes by hand supersede my desire to microwave Hot Pockets? It's not even a rhetorical question. Even though SPT's countertop dishwasher says it will fit beneath most kitchen cabinetry...
GoBe Automatic Calorie Intake Tracker
Healbe calls its GoBe wristband a 100% automatic body manager. Like the scads of other fitness trackers available and forthcoming today, this means it detects and provides feedback on biometrics such as heart rate, blood...
Halo Top Eat-the-Whole-Pint Healthy Ice Cream
This is the Halo Top pitch: 240 to 280 calories per pint*, and it more than doesn't suck. In fact, get a jar of PB2, mix some of that powdery peanut butter goodness into a personal vat of Halo Top Chocolate, and you won't...
Stink Yourself Slim Spray
Stink Yourself Slim is not a joke. It's not a gag gift or an Instructables project some dude made at home to give to the lardass who hogs all of the chocolate long johns when someone brings donuts to work. Yeah, I know...
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Dayoo Kitchen Steam Cleaner & Dishwasher
"#oddlysatisfying." Dayoo calls its new kitchen gadget "the world's first handheld dishwasher and jet steamer," and after reading those words, I was like, "Great. Have fun selling 'the world's first' manual cleaning appliance...
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High-Protein Bone Broth K-Cups
Beef. It's what's for...your morning cup of coffee. Healthy living champion LonoLife has put together a series of packable little K-cup soups and broths that brew quick & tasty in any compatible single-serve coffee maker...
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Cookbooks For Men
Cookbooks for men include cookbooks for men who like to cook, and those for men who despise it. Cookbooks filled with recipes for giant, indulgent, borderline disgusting dishes, and cookbooks that reel it in and take...
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Gravitational Displacemats
Hey, it's a trick placemat! Either that or a new line of cast iron dishes and silverware. Nah, it's the placemat. The Gravitational Displacemat, as they're called. These optical illusions for the dinner table add a few...
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Tasty Pastry High Protein Snacks
Looks like Pop-Tarts have put on a few pounds. Now I know why they call it puff pastry. Tasty Pastry High Protein Snacks must think a lot of stuff out there is tasty...if you know what I mean...