UPAN Cast Iron Sausage Pan
The UPAN will slot up and straighten out your sausages. Wield your wieners. Barricade your brats. Cradle your corndogs. It will even manhandle your meatballs and turn out your toad-in-the-holes. The UPAN is a channeled cast iron sausage pan designed to prevent meat tubes from bending during cooking, and ensure they cook evenly all the way through.
The UPAN's single-piece casting build is intended for a lifetime of use on any type of heat source, including stovetops, ovens, grills, and open flames. In addition to sausages, you can use it to cook meatballs and bacon, as well as pour in some batter to make yourself a classic English toad-in-the-hole.
UPAN pan dimensions are 6.7" x 9.2", and channels are laid out such that they can hold 8 x 5" machine-linked (supermarket) sausages, 6 x hand-linked sausages, 4 x Kielbasas, or 20 x meatballs.
Muchas danke to The Awesomer.
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