Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set
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Wondering what to do with that recycling bin full of empty wine bottles you can't fathom having generated in just one weekend? The Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set is every wino lush's dream! Arrange this trio of bamboo platters in any configuration you like atop the necks of empty cabs, pinots, and chardonnays to create an elegant and elevated way to serve cheese, charcuterie, and other appetizers.
The Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set also provides a swell option for reusing and displaying wine bottles that carry good memories, or have labels you love.
The Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set also gives you a swell reason to polish off even more bottles of wine. I can just hear my mama now: The cheese board is missing a leg, son! Go get me another bottle of sauvignon blanc and a Guzzle Buddy!
Clearly, the Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set also makes a swell gift for Mom.
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