Wooden Noodles 16.5"-Long Cooking Chopsticks
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Dude! And I thought regular chopsticks were hard to use! Wooden Noodles supersizes your normal 7" to 10" chopsticks into thick, 16.5"-long cooking chopsticks. Use them to mix up your beef stir fries in the wok, flip your pork pot stickers in the frying pan, or gently lift your battered tempura shrimp out of the deep frying oil.
If you're like me, you'll also try using a pair of Wooden Noodles cooking chopsticks to eat your next sushi roll and order of pad thai.
Adding to their Thanos-friendly size is the wooden chopsticks' 3.4-ounce weight, obviously heftier, and also a bit more sturdy than your standard eating pincers. Combined, maker Donxote says these attributes make the Noodles easier and safer to use, keeping hands clear of splashing hot water and oil, plus hot steam during cooking.
Again, if you're like me, you'll still need a heat-proof glove nearby to put on when you inevitably drop one of the chopsticks into your food and have to fish it back out.
This Wooden Noodles cooking chopsticks listing includes 2 reusable pairs.
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