Action Figure Lamps
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- Spider-Man Mask Lamp - $29.95
- Captain America Comic Lamp - $39.95
- Remote Control Light Saber Room Light - $10.49
- Green Lantern 1:4 Scale Power Battery and Ring Prop Replica Set - $350.00
- Buzz Lightyear EVA Lamp - $23.74
Instead of outgrowing your superhero, fairytale, and cartoon character childhood toys, let them mature with you. Preserve their magnificence, and thwart being labeled a creepy action figure nerd, with Evil Robot Designs' Bespoke Lamps--tabletop lighting with incredibly cool bases of your favorite figurines, banded together and trapped for eternity in hot molded plastic composites with a high gloss lacquer finish.
There are 4 pieces in the model toy lamp collection, though if you truly want one, you may prefer to commission Evil Robot Designs to forge you a custom, more personal piece of yesteryear sentiment with your own, or otherwise specified, toys and action figures. Each piece is created and colored to buyer requests, and price is available upon inquiry here.
The pictured models include:
- Super Red, a mash of television and film characters, such as Marvel Comics' The Human Torch, Spiderman, Dr. Who, and He-Man. Measurements: 27.8" tall; 8.7" wide
- Matrix Black, pimped out with Todd McFarlane's The Matrix figurines, and then WTF randomized with Shrek and the Eddie Murphy Donkey. Measurements: 22.4" tall; 7.9" wide.
- White Witch, centerpieced by DC Comics' The Scarecrow, and further spectacled with Watto, the junkyard owner from Star Wars, and Pixar's Mr. Incredible. Measurements: 27.2" tall; 9.8" wide.
- Pixar Black, melding DreamWorks and Pixar favorites Mr. Incredible and Woody from Toy Story. Measurements: 24.4" tall; 9.8" wide.
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Slap It Butt Lamp
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DC & Marvel Comics Suits
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Firefly Blue Laser Lamp
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Self-Regenerative Wax Lamp
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Eye of Sauron Desk Lamp
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HydraLamp Anti-Gravity Fountain Lamp
The HydraLamp Anti-Gravity Fountain Lamp is cool on its own and all, but what really makes this neat display piece a candidate for your living room are the cat and Corgi. Check out the videos. These two are as baffled...
Villain Chair
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Alien Abduction Lamp
When I see alien abduction images like this lamp's they make me think of one thing: Cartman gets an anal probe. Ugh, poor cow. Well, maybe not. I mean, really, whatever fate lies ahead for him on that spaceship can't...
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Fake Window Light
Natural sunlight is overrated, but slatted blinds and electroluminescent lighting are even more badass than their hype. Cash in on coolness, and brighten up your basement apartment or 10 x 15 cubicle with this simulated...
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Scooby-Doo Inflatable Halloween Costume
While this Scooby-Doo Inflatable looks incredible as a Halloween costume, it does come with one major Ruh Roh! How you gonna munch on your Twix, Snickers, Jell-O shots, Mike Bites, and other seasonal Scooby snacks locked...
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Death By Toys Parody Playsets
Death By Toys Parody Playsets are here to slay your White Elephant and Dirty Santa parties this year thanks to one dude, and one dude alone. Dan Polydoris calls himself a "one-man action figure boutique," and from conception...
