Wolverine Light
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An "X" lighting base finished in black and silver and fitted with a full, removable, and--ohhh yeahhh--wearable set of metallic claws. The Wolverine Collectible Light from Taiwan product design group HingSan is selling now, shipping soon, and fixing to be the juicy red Marvel cherry on top of the ManLoft I'm making in my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power's, condo. Ohhh yeahhh, Wolverine claws made into a lamp, and I'm moving out of my mama's house.
While a holdup in customs prevented HingSan from adding the adamantium accents they had intended, the Wolverine Collectible Light still looks sufficiently badass with its subtle "X" backdrop and 4 sets of projection lights illuminating upward towards the claw tips. Adding further depth: a Wolverine logo lit in orange.
The light itself operates via a touch-controlled on/off switch and shines warm-color LEDs in your choice of 3 lighting modes. Wolverine claws, if you didn't catch it before, are life-size and ready to slip off the lamp and over human hands when it's time to unleash the beast, or hit up the next cosplay pub quiz.
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