7pipe Twisty Glass Blunt
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My favorite part of 7pipe's Twisty Glass Blunt video is the shot of a lady taking a hit off one and then blowing out birthday candles. Good stuff in, bad stuff out, and now we eat cake!
The Twisty is a clever little contraption for, according to 7pipe, "medicating on-the-go." A 2mm German-engineered SCHOTT's glass tube houses the blunt's spiraling golden insert, which smokers turn counterclockwise to disperse and divide up to 1.5 grams of marijuana inside. Once the screw is in place, just set a light to the end and...you know the rest.
When it's time to ash, turn the Twisty screw clockwise to eject the remnants out the end.
7pipe has designed the Twisty with a "unique infini-cherry," meaning you won't have to light it before each hit. And in addition to inhaling straight from the end of the blunt, you can also use it to power any 14mm bong.
Muchas danke to Quinn K. for the Dude Product Tip.
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