Fleshlight's Sleeve Warmer (NSFW)
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Wait, so there's an alternative to just blowing in it first? This cutting-edge piece of technology from Fleshlight may look like a sex toy for your girlfriend, but it's actually a pleasure enhancement tool for you. The rod heats up and inserts into your Fleshlight's inner sleeve to warm it to "the perfect realistic temperature to mimic the female body." Yes, that's right. We're talking vagina levels of toastiness here.
The Sleeve Warmer heats itself quickly and your Fleshlight even quicker. They say it's way better than warm water. The rod itself is water- and lube-resistant, and sits on a non-slip rubber base for easy storage (and attractive display for your friends!) when not in use. The Sleeve Warmer charges via USB, and also comes with a USB adapter so you can plug it into any electrical outlet. It works with all Fleshlight SuperSkin Units.
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