Word Search Bedding
A great way to get the kids to turn off the lights and go to bed is to give them a duvet cover and pillowcases printed with a word search. Oh, there's a washable marker included with the Word Search Bedding too, so they can actually circle their finds, and learn to draw all over items you typically tell them not to.
I mean, as a dude who's not a parent, doesn't ever want to be, and spends very little time around kids, Word Search Bedding sounds like a product I would have designed.
Zombie Apocalypse Bedding
Think about those nights you bolt upright in bed, heart racing, salty with cold sweat, awakened from a nightmare just before you meet your final doom. Now think about the rush of relief you feel as you take in the solitude...
Fiber Optics Bedspread
How do you say Shazaaam! in the interior decorating world? I bet my mama wouldn't get so mad at my dad for wanting to put the electric blanket on the bed starting around September 15th every year if their electric blanket...
Twister Bed Sheets
A natural pairing given that naked is both the best way to sleep and the best way to play Twister. Aussie company Twistex Bed Sheets ships this set of Twister bedding worldwide in Double, Queen, and King sizes. Included...
Makes Itself Bedding
While Smart Bedding can't claim to be another OHEA self-making bed, it can boast of its analogous ingenuity at a fraction of the cost and complexity of the full-on mechanized version. Using a simple duvet-top sheet snap...
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Your Worst Fears Bedding
Who never wants to sleep again? These bedding sets depicting some of our worst fears and phobias are here to make it happen! Think of them as dreams nightmares come true...
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Splitz Bedding - Split Blanket & Sheet Sets for Couples
Cover hog! Sheet stealer! Person who is shivering cold when I am sweating through the bedding! Splitz Bedding is a solution for couples who can't get their sheet - or blanket - together in bed...
Lake Bedsheets
The perfect gift for anyone who never learned how to swim! Especially if you swap their standard bedding out with this set of lake sheets on the DL, and then make sure they don't head back to bed until they're too drunk...
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The Wave Bed
Grab your lady, or your Tenga, and catch a wave. This contemporary wave-like bed smacks just enough of the 80s, my golden years of childhood, that I kind of love it. The frame comes in black, brown, or white faux leather...
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Shaggy Duvet Cover
The shaggy duvet cover. A little bedspread made of pure comfort, hygge, and dead animals...
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Wad-Free Bed Sheet Detangler
Cash, gum, sheets, product of sexy time. Only one of those wads sounds unpleasant to me, and the Wad-Free Bed Sheet Detangler is here to shoot that wad right off the list...
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Faux Wolf Fur Bedspread
Don't worry, it's not Ghost dyed brown. This wolf fur bedspread is 100% faux. And anyway, it's been announced that Jon Snow's direwolf, who vanished like his name during Game of Thrones Season 7, is set to return for...
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Udon for Sleeping Noodles Blanket
Who don wack out my udon? Welp, guess if I can't stuff it in my face, the next best option would be to entwine my limbs in it and cuddle up for a good night's sleep...