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Master Lock Bluetooth Outdoor Padlock
The Master Lock Bluetooth Outdoor Padlock opens sesame using your smartphone and the Master Lock Vault Home or Master Lock Vault Enterprise app. So, yeah, that means you must have your smartphone and the app on hand...
Paperlike All-in-One Screen Cleaning Kit
Dust and fingerprints, snot and spit, meat grease and hot sauce. All seem to find their way onto the screens of my phone, tablet, e-reader, and laptop. The Paperlike All-in-One Screen Cleaning Kit is a small geometrical...
IKEA Death Star Lamp
No, IKEA didn't make a Death Star Lamp. IKEA made a lamp that looks like it's exploding when turned on, which artist and Star Wars fan Zsolti Belak hand-painted to look like a Death Star, because that is what every single...
Star Wars Resin Coffee Table
Millennium Falcon, X-Wings, TIE Fighters, Imperial Shuttle...take your marks. Get set. Let the battle...for the best Star Wars furniture...begin! Backyard Resin, which recently earned this Dude's words of approval for...
Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set
Wondering what to do with that recycling bin full of empty wine bottles you can't fathom having generated in just one weekend? The Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set is every wino lush's dream! Arrange this trio of bamboo...
Ylin Stool - Recycled Cork Active Sitting Stool
The Ylin Stool, an active sitting / balance stool, doesn't look like quite as much fun to park my caboose on as the Restless Rocking Chair, but its neutral, minimalist aesthetic, and the fact it could probably pass for...
Shot Rocket Dispenser
Shot Rocket. I don't say it, I sing it. To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle. Want to try it with me? Countdown to sing-off: Five, four, three, two, one...Shot Rocket!...
Nessie Side Table
Nellie, move aside, because all I've got to say about Deniz Aktay's side table design is, Whoa, Nessie! This is the most pleasing piece of furniture I've seen since the Flow Wall Desk, and the most charming interpretation...
DOG-G8 - Retractable Front Door Dog Safety Gate
Special delivery! Coming in...and flying out! On four paws, covered in fur and slobber, right at the UPS guy. It's a doggone shame. Next time, make it a DOG-G8 success...
Cooksy Hex Surface Hybrid Frying Pan
Who needs a new fancy frying pan to Cooksy some dinner tonight? The 9" Cooksy Hex Surface Hybrid Frying Pan is a versatile piece of cookware made to sit atop any type of cooktop, slide into ovens up to 500 degrees F...
BiteyBox for Cats That Chew Up Your House
Reading about the BiteyBox has brought me to a stunning realization: my cat, Zanzibar, has a redeeming quality! He doesn't chew up my house! I've only ever had one cat - inherited through marriage because my wife, She-Ra:...
REST Evercool Cooling Comforter for Hot Sleepers
I'd be sleeping on the couch if I got my wife a REST Evercool Cooling Comforter. No, seriously, me and the Evercool would be kicked out of bed by She-Ra: Princess of Power, who is not only not a hot sleeper with no concept...
Best Made Gerstner Field Chest
The Best Made Gerstner Field Chest is a fine example of classic design meets modern craftsmanship. Historical significance meets contemporary admiration. Nostalgia for the past meets deep...deep...pockets in the present...
Ass Knuckles
Knuckle dusters and butt plugs are two products that never get old around here. So it's a true blessing that Etsy shop Zealeous decided to combine them in this fine piece: Ass Knuckles...
Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle
Dark. Dense. Powerful. That is the Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle. Handsome. Traditional. Virginal. That too is the Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle...
Tooletries The Harvey Toothbrush & Razor Holder
The Harvey has a thing for shiny objects. Glass shower doors, polished mirrors, glistening tiles, metal razors, and sparkling clean teeth. The first three, the Harvey loves to plaster himself all over, sticking strong...
Pasta Grande Pasta-Shaped Kitchen Tool Gift Set
This box of pasta, Pasta Grande, combines 4 of the Monkey Business brand's pasta-shaped kitchen tools into a single set ready for all your housewarming, foodie, and Mother's Day gift needs. You'll get a pair of Farfalloni...
Expandable Multi-Angle Level
I'll level with you: I'm not much for perfection when it comes to DIY tasks. Especially those that involve building, repairing, or hanging something. So I wouldn't add an expandable multi-angle level that can measure...
Ancient Ritual Arc Modern Home Sauna
Heat! Light! Sound! Comfort! Style! Empathic AI! The Ancient Ritual Arc Sauna has it all. Or at least all it needs to legitimately call itself a "modern" and "experiential" home sauna...
Aroma SmartCarb Low-Carb Multi-Cooker
Aroma says their SmartCarb Multi-Cooker "removes up to 30% of starchy sugars for a fluffier, healthier texture" and "low-carb alternative" when giving rice and other grains its steam-boil treatment. And I say, "How is...
Vita Balanza Table Candle
Does your next dinner party, your living space, your life vibe hang in the balance of dull, mass-produced candles poured in glass jars and scented with a combination of your grandma's soap and your grandpa's aftershave?...
Bottoms Up Doorbell
Cheers! Tchin-tchin! Salude! ... Hey, can someone get the doorbell! The Bottoms Up Doorbell from Dutch design house Droog is a toast to wine lovers and party hosts, the perfect chime for announcing their guests...
Ograte Two-Sided Speed Grater
It's a two-sided speed grater! O ease! O convenience! Ograte! Another up-leveled kitchen tool from Dreamfarm, the Ograte double duty in tackling all your cheese and vegetable shredding needs. On one side food hits the...
Handcrafted Metal Tree Driveway & Side Gates
Now these are what I call Giving Trees. Handcrafted metal gates that are giving me all the feels to see and envision at the bottom of my own driveway. And giving me all the hope that someday someone will be giving me...