Household

Convertible Nap Desk

Some people work to live, some people live to work, and some people work to...figure out a feasible way to turn their desk into a nap station. Like industrial designer Athanasia Leivaditou. Inspiration for her convertible...

Ka-Bar Snody Crisis Card

$52.95 Amazon »

The Snody Crisis Card is punched and jagged for a strong grip and maximal impact when you need to defend yourself. And it's finished in a rich anodized blue with gold edge accents for a slick look and flash of intimidation...

Helix Personalized Mattresses

$600 - $995 Helix Sleep »

I hope Helix works because a personalized, custom-made mattress is a pretty damn good idea. Tempur-Pedic and Sleep Number levels of pretty damn good idea, but even better because Helix costs $1,000 to $2,000 less than...

Mojio Car Monitoring & Smart Tracking System

Discontinued

Mojio is a sort-of mechanic and sort-of babysitter for your car. So I guess it's more like a vehicular personal assistant. Or your mama. The Mojio car monitoring and smart tracking system plugs into most any post-1996...

Monti Taste Collection Set

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Remember Pretentious Beer Glasses? Well meet the next step up (or down, depending on how you view beer snobbery): Narcissistic Beer Glasses. Also known as The Monti Taste Collection. These 4 glasses have been designed...

Slap It Butt Lamp

Discontinued

I really appreciate how un-stuffy and...cheeky the Brits' sense of humor is. Sorry, humour. For example, I'd like to give whomever created this lamp a big slap on the back to show my admiration. And then a big approving...

10 Gallon Whiskey Still

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As I mentioned during my show-and-tell of the Black & Tan tool, I prefer whiskey to beer. Lots and lots of whiskey. Four gallons ought to do it. So someone pass me a 10-gallon whiskey still, a bag of distiller's yeast...

Mighty Mug Barware - Glasses That Won't Fall Over

$30 - $180 Mighty Mug »

Your coffee is already Mighty, but how about your beer, wine, and gin & tonic? The makers of Mighty Mug, the Mug That Won't Fall Over are expanding their line to barware with a collection of 4 familiar glasses with the...

Black & Tan Beer Layering Tool

$10.95 Amazon »

I myself prefer Snakebites to Black and Tans, but really I just like straight whiskey. Less filling and makes it slightly more bearable to be around all the microbrew snobs who insist on "crafting" their layered drinks...

Leaf Plug N' Plant Cannabis Grow System

$1,500 Leaf »

Marijuana is legal where I live (i.e., my bedroom) so why shouldn't I don my farmer's hat and experiment with growing my own? Especially now that sweet cannabis culinary gadgets like the Magical Butter and smart growing...

Toaster Buddies Baskets

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English muffins, bagels, Eggos, and Pop-Tarts: always better toasted. Human fingers: not so much. Toaster Buddies is a heat-resistant stainless steel basket designed to cradle your most precious to-toast items. It both...

LED Wireless Motion Sensing Night Light

Discontinued

A lot of reviewers love--love!-- Zeroedge's stick-on motion-sensing LED light. A lot of reviewers also received theirs for free in exchange for those "unbiased" reviews and ensuing love fests. I am not one of them. I...

Skull Head Whiskey Ice Cubes

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This set of Skull Head ice cubes will remind you just how deadly that perfectly chilled whiskey you're about to drink is. Made of stainless steel, the skull stones request 1 to 2 hours of time in the crypt (aka the freezer)...

Millennium Falcon Multi-tool

$15.59 Firebox.com »

Alright little Coors, get ready to open up. Here comes the airplane Millennium Falcon multi-tool. Since there are way too many multi-tools, and way, way too much Star Wars merch out there, enterprising (wait, that's Trek...

Star Wars BB-8 3D Night Light

$79.86 Amazon »

You already knew BB-8 could help co-pilot your T-70 X-wing fighter and stand against the First Order, but did you know this trusty droid can also make sure you don't step on a LEGO and twist an ankle in the middle of...

Star Wars Porch Light Covers

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Take your porch light to the Dark Side with a Darth Vader or Stormtrooper cover. The heads fit over front door installations and then go all aglow when dusk hits and it's time to beckon friends, strangers, small children...

In-Tension Table

Discontinued

B-Squared, Inc. hand fabricates every piece of furniture and functional art they design in a shop in Eureka Springs, AR. They use lumber upcycled from local shops and wine bottles emptied by boozing patrons at local restaurants...

EO1 Internet Artwork Display Computer

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The problem with tattoos is that unless you're inked with an April Fool's joke, you can't change them so easy according to your tastes, moods, or significant other's demands. Artwork though, you can swap that stuff out...

Star Wars Bed

If you're a kid who gets this bed you're one of the lucky ones: your dad might actually love you as much as he loves Star Wars. While I'm not sure rabid fans of The Force think as highly of Pottery Barn Kids, for better...

HoodiePillow Hooded Pillowcase

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The HoodiePillow. Part sleep mask, part musical cocoon, part hostage hood, all cozy shroud of respite. Slip into one and block out the stresses of the day, plus the glowing cable box lights trying to infiltrate your good...

Non-Stick Divided Grill/Fry/Oven Skillet

$69.99 Amazon »

Master Pan asks a good question: why use 5 pans to make a great meal when you only need one? But a better question might be: why use any pans to make a great meal when the girlfriend you just moved in with has Chinese...

Sheepskin Bean Bag Chair

$1,200 - $2,900 Parker Wool »

All the tactile sensations of a sheepskin rug meet all the squishy little balls of a bean bag. I guess if you're looking for a way to incorporate iconic dorm room/bachelor pad decor into your fine formal living room...

Giant Inflatable Balloon Animal Dog

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Yeah, I have no idea why that lady is super pissed and flipping Fatboy's Big Dog the bird in the one photo, and then is lounging all smiles and cuddles with it in the others. But that's women for you. The bigger-than-life...

Himalayan Crystal Salt Cooking Tile

$11.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

Not only does this Himalayan Salt Rock Tile contain 10,000% of your daily recommended allowance of sodium, but it also cooks food evenly, serves it beautifully, and seasons it deliciously. Sit the slab directly on your...