Banana Hamster Hammock
A banana hamster hammock?! Oh boy, between banana hammocks and hamsters up the butthole I almost don't even know where to start!
Oh fine, I'll stick with the literal: this is a hammock shaped like a banana intended for your hamster. Or gerbil, mouse, chinchilla, and other little rodent-like pet. It has chains with clasps on both ends so you can dangle the bed from your buddy's cage, and is made of cotton and filled with sponge to keep him warm and way more comfortable than your butthole as he swings and snoozes.
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