Busch Dog Brew
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Busch Dog Brew is here for pet owners who have always dreamed of kicking back, relaxing, and shotgunning a beer with their pooch. No, I mean in a safe, canine-friendly way, all ye eejits out there who have already done it.
Busch Dog Brew is specifically designated dog brew because it isn't a brew of malt, hops, and yeast, but of bone-in pork butt, whole corn, celery, basil, mint, turmeric, and ginger. It's bone broth. Healthy and vet-approved for Fido. Human-safe too, for all you paleo and keto lifestylers out there licking your lips.
Busch says its Dog Brew is nutritious and helps promote a healthy digestive system, but one thing real beer and Busch Dog Brew do have in common is that neither should be used as a meal replacement. You can, however, use the Brew to soften hard dog food, whipping up your furry best friend a truly tasty treat for happy hour.
Or, you know, set the can of Busch Dog Brew sideways in his mouth, encourage him to bite down, and let the shotgunning begin.
At printing, Busch had sold out of their first batch of Dog Brew, but was taking names and paw prints of those who want to be added to their waiting list. If your doggo deserves to head for the mountains with a Busch, or you need gifts for pet lovers this holiday season, head over to the Dog Brew page and sign up. Or check out Bowser Beer, another dog-friendly cold one that's already been around for a decade.
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