Hippo Catch-All Dish

It's too late to say you want a hippopotamus for Christmas, but maybe if you're real good, kids, Mommy or Daddy (or Sugar Daddy, ladies) will get you a hippopotamus for Valentine's Day. This one you won't even have to...

Didn't get that hippopotamus for Christmas? How about a Happy Hippo Ring instead? Those denied cats, dogs, snakes, cockatoos, koalas, and frog princes, Good After Nine has its finger on the pulse of your disappointment...

Beans, beans the magical boat / The more you fill the more Pool Petz float. Pool Petz from Big Joe are part water toy, part raft, and all instant ride-aboard, splash-around fun since you never have to inflate them to...

Sleeping Animal Pots? That's generous. More like Elephants, Giraffes, Rhinos, Ostriches, and Hippos That Got Into Some Rotting Marula Fruit Pots. AKA Drunk Animal Pots. Cute nonetheless, especially if you've seen the...

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...no, wait. I come from a generation of spoiled, entitled, self-righteous narcissists. I can do better than that. I want three hippopotamuses. And I want them to have pearly white...

This is possibly the only lawn ornament that could increase both your property value and your popularity with the neighbors. Brit Martin Pool creates his hippopotamus garden sculptures in Daddy and Jr. sizes, and has...

All the coins, clips, pins, pens, and Cheetos you toss inside your car cup holder for later? The ones you then have to dig around to find while simultaneously trying to drive, text your friend Cornelius that you're running...

You can use the T-Rex Candy Dish & Valet Tray to hold your keys, coins, jewelry, or small pieces of EDC, but what the little dino really wants to keep contained and organized for you is a bag of M&Ms or Skittles. Some...

Take NES Controller of your life with a snazzy Nintendo NES Controller Valet Tray from Reimagined Wood Shop. The tribute to the classic gaming system is CNC carved from your choice of 7 different woods, each sanded and...

It's time for a tactical chowdown. No Netflix marathon is complete without a parade of snacks on the coffee table, and every parade marches better with a bowl of Froot Loops as its grand marshal. Frosted Flakes if you...

This Microwave Ramen Cooker is all that and a bag of shrimp chips. The complete and compact set starts with a big cylindrical soup bowl on the bottom, nestles a colander / draining bowl in the middle, and tops it off...

Snap, Crackle, Pop become SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! in Dominic Wilcox's Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl. Wilcox developed the high-decibel dish in response to a challenge from Kellogg's several years ago. The asked him...