Caulk Condoms
- Caulk Caps with Pokers (2) - $3.79
- Caulk Remover Tool Kit - $14.99
- Caulking Nozzle for Sausage Caulking Gun - $8.99
- SILIGUN Extreme Caulking Gun - $29.95
- SolidWork Professional Caulking Gun - $39.99
Not only does the term "caulk condom" create a tee-hee-hee double entendre, but these caulk-saving caps also look like little sperms when unrolled. What a great reminder gift for men to protect both their open caulk so it doesn't seep out and run all over when it's not in use, and their open cock so it doesn't seep out and run all over when it is.
Caulk condoms also keep the sealants fresh and prevent air and moisture infiltration. You can use the condoms on glues and other compounds with similar phallic-shaped nozzles too.
I think this goes without saying, but caulk condoms are made of latex.
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