Pop It Pal Pimple Popping Simulator
Long to be poppin' zits like a G6? Look no further than the Pop It Pal Pimple Popping Simulator. Even with the teen acne days behind you, and most of those juicy back zits juuust out of reach, this fleshy, pus-filled brick brings the equal parts gross and gratifying act of bursting a dermatological volcano to everyone. Poise your pointer fingers, amp up your bodily fluid fascination, and get ready to Pop It Pal.
Some people have a thing for bubble wrap, others funnel their energy into fidget toys. And some, some crave the pop'n'ooze of nice, ripe zit. For the latter group, this pimple popping simulator can give you the same satisfaction of cratering out your face, instantly, repeatedly, and with no residual scars!
The Pop It slab is made of skin-safe silicone, and dotted with 15 pimples. Sets arrive with their pimples fully festered, ready to be popped in quick succession immediately upon opening, or savored over the course of a few hours. Either way, once the initial release is complete, you'll be able to use the included vial of Pimple Pus to refill all of the zits and start it again.
I'm not sure what's in the Pimple Pus, but Pop It Pal says they're "all natural ingredients" so, I mean, it could be actual pimple pus.
Pop It Pal sets come in your choice of Peach or Brown silicone skin simulator, and are first-rate novelty gift choice for anyone you know who's been cursed with infrequent breakouts or, worse, completely clear skin.
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