SandShark Super Sport Anchor for Beach & Shallow Water
The SandShark Super Sport Anchor does not believe in the pull-out method. Made specifically for beach and shallow water anchoring, the SandShark has a patent-pending design featuring collapsible handles that drill the anchor's screw auger down into the sand. Once set, the surrounding water holds down the sand to create a "suction" effect its makers say keeps the SandShark clamped down with zero chance of pulling out. It reminds me of a conversation I heard once:
Dude 1: I'd hit that.
Dude 2: I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become King of England.
I wonder if there is a prize for the person who can pull out a drilled-in SandShark.
Use the SandShark Super Sport Anchor to secure small boats, big rafts, pontoons, or Waverunner, Yamaha, and Seadoo equipment.
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