Big Joe Pool Petz

The Pool Punisher reminds us there are pool floats that mean pool floatin', and pool floats that mean pool business. And this inflatable tank with a built-in water cannon means pool business. The giant pool toy does a...

A floating dock split in the center by a water hammock? Oh hell yeah. I don't even have anywhere to float them, but I'll take two, please. Think the airline will accept them as oversize luggage on me and She-Ra: Princess...

A TowelMaid outdoor towel and pool toy storage rack may not be very exciting in and of itself, but what a TowelMaid indicates - that you have outdoor towels and pool toys that need to be stored, because you actually have...

In a strange cinematic and evolutionary twist, the next Jurassic Park sequel will feature a water-faring T-Rex whose genetically modified donut center will keep him afloat, but whose unmodified arms will prevent him from...

The entirety of the Big Boobie Beach Ball's product description reads as follows: "Hit the sand and bat around the Big Boobie Beach Ball. Looks like the real thing and holds up to hard play."...

This giant Death Star Beach Ball isn't threatening to destroy entire planets, but at 6' in diameter, it could take out a group of small children if you're not careful. I'd mind the yappy dogs and overeager golden doodles...

Who wants to go to Party Cove in Lake of the Ozarks and ride my sweet Splash Runner? Yeah, it's motor boat. I mean, it's basically a motor boat. It's got, like, a state-of-the-art propeller system spun by 2 powerful motors...

Save a horse, ride a pool toy. The Inflat-A-Bull might be the most clever - and scariest; check out the photo-realistic print on that toro's face! - pool toy I've ever seen. And he's here to buck you right into summer...

I wouldn't bet a single credit that Darth Vader could even float in that armor, much less engage in a competitive lightsaber battle wearing it in the water. But 2020 is nothing if not a year of surprises, so here we are...

Some of these summer loungers are for in the water, some of these summer loungers are for out of the water. And some of these summer loungers are for in and out of the water! Ha! Beat that, winter!...

Who wants a ride on the Golden Boy? Don't worry, when you put your lips to this pool float's inflation nozzle you'll see it swells to a formidable 79 inches long (holy crap, Ron Jeremy!) with an extra thick construction...

In discussing the best pool floats for Summer 2019, I'm not suggesting that summer pool floats and inflatables are like Apple products or televisions, with new releases surrounded by an air of intrigue and anticipation...