Skeeter Beater Magnetic Window Screens for Car Camping
Beat it, skeeters! ... Or at least stay the F out of my van down by the river. The Skeeter Beater is a magnetic screen cut to fit over vehicle windows of various shapes and sizes so your car, truck, SUV, van, or RV stays free of mosquitos during car camping trips, or other 4-wheeled outdoor pursuits. The extra tiny openings in the screens' mesh fabric also protect against no-see-ums and other pesky microscopic buggers too.
Skeeter Beater screens are made of 20D polyester, bordered with a series of magnets that create a tight, bug-eschewing seal over your vehicle's window so you can enjoy interior ventilation, and a biteless night's sleep while camping or otherwise parked in bugged-out nature.
Skeeter Beater screens should stay in place even if the vehicle doors / trunks they're covering open and close, as well as during windy conditions. They come in 12 different sizes to suit most makes and models of vehicle, as well as in panel screen form for larger openings, such as camper or RV doorways, back hatch openings in SUVs, and van side / read door openings.
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