Cassette Tape Pool Float
This mixtape is called "Maxchill," and its playlist includes the songs "Ocean Breeze," "Splashing Kids," "Slurping Up the Last of Frozen Daiquiris," and "Stop Ogling My Tits, You Dirty Old Pervert."
Add some nostalgia to your days at the pool and beach with this giant Cassette Tape Pool Float. It's 72" long x 46" wide and has a totally rad clear case design, revealing the interior ribbon that will invariably snag on a rock or some kid's fingers and unspool into a tangled mess all through the water. Get your tape winding fingers ready!
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